Howdy..

How's everybody doing?
Tis nought but a lazy Sunday afternoon, trying to listen to the incomprehensible whine of Miss L. Allen on NME TV over the incomprehensible whine of my Dad cutting tiles in the kitchen. I've decided to start writing in far more depth on here about things that are actually happening or have happened to me, lets be honest I usually write just rubbish on here.
So let us start with yesterday's trip to the "wonderful" world of Ikea, where a whole host of strange events happened. Firstly, we managed to get lost on the way there, and had to ask for directions, twice! On the plus side I got to see the "delights" of Warrington, which made me feel quite privileged to live in Ellesmere Port.
Once we had finally reached the the world of Ikea, well the car park, Dad decided to nearly run a woman over who was on a zebra crossing, she was probably only 18 or 19. Then as she was walking to her car we passed her again, where a lot of swearing occurred and there was nearly a fight.
After we had parked, and crossed the dangerous roads of the car park, we finally entered the magical world. Where about three quarters of the way round I had one of those weird moments where you notice somebody checking you out just at the instant where they turn their head away. What I find strange is that they are almost always extremely attractive, I think there's some attractive persons code where they just half check out average-looking people, giving them some false hope that one day they may form a relationship with a beautiful person, live happily ever after in a decent sized house and have a sports car.
On the way back from Ikea, we got stuck in traffic, which is always partially fun, for my over-active mind it is anyway. It's fun to see how other people in cars are getting on with their travelling. It's also fun as you can see exactly what's going on in other cars at the time, Mums annoyed with kids, girlfriends annoyed with boyfriends, people asleep, pensioners with new dentures eagerly munching away on a chunk of dairy milk. It's a wonderful time.
Well, Manchester United Vs Leeds United is on, hopefully Old Trafford Explodes and everybody is killed.
Party on!