Hey..

How is everybody doing?
My laptop is well and truly broke, hopefully an insurance claim will sort it out before Christmas.
I'm sadly ill and a bit worse for wear so I don't fancy writing much.

Quote of the day

Zoey: How do turtles breathe when they live in the sea?

Alacasam.

ARGHHH..

So my laptop is broke, hence no super friday story time feature blog. Instead you get this dreary eyed, lying in bed, tying on my phone, saturday morning blog.
Strictly speaking I owe you guys a story but I think you haven't been commenting so you can wait. I don't know what to do today which is a bit rubbish, I may revise, lets be honest I need all the help I can get.
I need a wee.
Speak soonish

I feel..

pretty much generally lost, all the time.
It's an odd feeling to have, it's like I never quite think I should be where ever I am at the time. I'm hoping this will fix itself soon because to be honest it's not all that fun to be a part of.

Anyway..

What's everybody doing tomorrow night? You guessed it I'm doing absolutely nothing, WOO HOO!
I just did some music work, now I have a new CD to send to clubs and stuff. If you would like this CD please send a stamped addressed envelope to 150, Newnham.. I'm joking of course nobody wants that crap. Why do you think I send it to people, I don't even want it!

How is everybody anyway? I've been rather too busy to ask recently, it's been a fairly relentless stream of work I've had to do. So this is me officially asking everybody how they've been surviving the past week or so.

Andrew AWAAYYYYYY

hmm..

Roll up, roll up. All aboard the boat of show.

Hows everybody doing today?

I'm actually writing this while in the house by myself for once. There's usually at least one person milling around, but not today.

According to some people today *coZOEYugh* I have no friends! Unbelievable I know, I do have friends, just not many, kind of. By the way, today we, well mainly me, decided we are going to try and have a new year's eve party at a hotel in Chester, I think you should all come and make it the best new year's eve ever.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Quote of the day

Tom: Joe's just come back from finishing Revill off in the toilet.

Last stop!

Is it me or..

are some people just majorly hypocritcal without even actually realising it?

You shouldn't say bad things about people ever, and I know I'm majorly guilty of doing it but 99.99% of the time I'm honestly joking when I do it, even if it may not particularly sound like I am at the time. Some of the people that I've witnessed however, seem to me as if they seriously mean it. We can all say bad things about people but what's the point? If the person has any mental strength at all they won't take it to heart they'll just forget about it 5 minutes later.

I need some new headphones, anybody fancy buying me some for Christmas? Thanks love.

I've decided I'm staying single for a while, what's the point? There isn't one Andy. Thank you.

Quote of the day

Tom: I have sea noises in my head.

POW! *cloud of smoke*

Once Again..

Today I'm confused, well not confused just in quite a strange mood. I'm listening to Laura Marling - New Romantic. I'm quite happy in fairness, I have nothing really to be sad about, I'm not dying, I'm not thick, I'm not ugly (much), and I know some fairly amazing people.
Today has gone from shocking childishness ("Crack" jokes"), to just wetness, to a hard durable wood.
I'm in the strange position of having the urge to write yet absolutely nothing to write about. Is that still writer's block? Probably.
Once again I'm no closer to satisfying my confusion with women at this precise moment in time. It'll fix itself, I hope.

Quote of the day

Dad: He's Scottish he won't win.

I'm off

Cocococococonuts!

Evening all!
Hows everybody hanging?
Today I've been confused about women, not for the first time, and I'm sure it won't be the last. I know what every woman wants is different and I can usually figure it out. There's some women though that I just don't know what they want, or what they find attractive. Personally I think you can get any girl with the right amount of charm, luck, persistence, attention to detail and effort, so why don't some work out? I have no idea, I guess in this universe you can't win them all. People always ask me how I get girls to like me and I never really know how to answer to be honest. I guess I try and use all the things on the list above, but I never ever rely on looks because personally I don't think I'm very attractive, I'm probably average looking on a good day. However in my experience girls who think looks matter are rarely worth bothering with, they are usually only interested in what they can get out of a relationship. This is the complete wrong attitude and, I admit of probably been guilty of partly thinking that myself sometimes.

On a brighter note I'm sure there is probably some amazingly perfect and wonderful lady out there waiting for an idiotic, eccentric, average-looking nerd to make her life ever so slightly more fun and interesting.

Quote of the day

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Hayward out

Lets Do It!

Hey everybody, how are you all today?
I was reading an article before about how the internet is being ruined by all the user generated content on it, such as Youtube, MySpace, Facebook and Twitter. In fairness it's a valid opinion as a lot of people are weird in a bad way, but the majority of people are actually pretty amazing. Furthermore wasn't the internet created for information, and people have an unlimited amount of knowledge. People are the most important thing this planet has, we have the ability to change anything and everything, we can create and destroy. O.k maybe we shouldn't piss about as much as we do, but where's the fun in that. If we can change and create while having fun at the same time, and we just happen to do that on the internet then so be it. I think however it does have a slightly negative effect on culture, people are afraid to be different these days in case they end up getting stabbed. Well it's time to rebel! People should want to be different instead of copying what they see repeated at them over and over again on tele.

Quote of the day

Dad: People in wheelchairs always get in at the front, you never see them at the back.

Me: Where else do you want them? At the back, down the stairs.

GIGTIME!

That Friday Feeling

It's Friday! As if you didn't know already.
What's everybody doing this weekend?
I'm gigging this Saturday!
I'm currently listening to the one and only Major Lazer Diplo and Switch will make your jeans vibrate like a Nokia!
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) starts up again today, luckily we have until the 3rd of December before it starts mashing particles together, potentially creating some weird space time vortex rip. Or even an actual Higgs Boson partical.
Anyway that's enough physics for one day.

Keep rocking and rolling!

Dad's Birthday

Hey Everybody.
How are you all today?

I'm not so well unfortunately, I had two pints of Bulmers and then developed a rather large headache and started shivering, which was fun! So I had a sleep from 6-9.30 then woke up extremely warm.

Today I also had the pleasure of watching a video from 1979 about resonance, at one point a man was sitting on a vibrating seat and I had the pleasure of watching his moobs vibrate up and down. I have to say that was the highlight of my day.

I might go back to sleep now, if I don't post tomorrow I'm probably dead, in which case storm parliament and blame Mr. Brown (he gets the blame for everything else so why not?)

Goodnight to you all! Toodle pip.

I know..

I know I said no more posts for today but I couldn't leave this for tomorrow.

THIS GUY IS GOD

(you might need to sign in to youtube to watch, but it's well worth it!)

Howdy..

Wow..Errm, where to start?
This is my first ever blog post and according to the all-knowing spell check "blog" isn't even a word, good start.
I write this while listening to the subtle strumming of "British Legion - Kasabian". It's been a fairly normal day to be honest, I don't now what compelled me to start these scribblings of a mad man but alas it's happening and I shall try my best to write on here every day.

I've just realised how incredibly rude I have been by not introducing myself. I'm Andy. Pleased to meet you. I'm 17 and go to 6th form in a school where I'm sure half the kids don't know how to tie their own shoelaces but have read and memorised "101 Your Mum Is.. Insults". Anyway enough about them here's a picture of me at this precise moment in time:

I know what you're thinking and it could be worse i could look like this guy! Anyway,you're probably wondering what kind of person I am so I'm going to be honest and just say it, I'm a big nerd basically. I'm doing Biology, Physics and I.t. People in my school are that intelligent that I'm the only person who takes physics and one of two people that take biology.
Ok, so a few more facts about me: I have a knee that likes to dislocate (fun). I have a brother called martin (21) who has A. A girlfriend (Sam) B. A 2 year old (Grace) C. A 1 year old (Lily Mae) D. Two turtles (Rafa and Sherman). I live at both my Mum and Dad's houses (I sort of just alternate). People think I'm some kind of "man slag" which is utter rubbish, I'm really quite a nice person! I always have funky socks on. I'm a Dj and will hopefully be studying sound technology at LIPA (Liverpool Institute of Performing Arts) come October. If you're getting the drinks in I'll have a pint of cider, or some sort of vodka based drink. I don't like Coca Cola or Pepsi!!
I guess you'll learn more stuff about me as we go.

Quote of the day

Vicky: I...

Me: Do many things?

What's your quote of the day?

Text of the day

McCabe: Milky bars are on you x x

What's your text of the day?

I think I've waffled on enough for one day now, roll on tomorrow, it's Dads birthday so I'm sure I'll have a story or two!

Have a nice rest of the day and sleep well!